So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
And have a contest who can fuck up the most royally
So I can make my sundaes from scratch. I mean aside from raising the fruit and nuts and milking the cows.